‘I’m never selling’: I’m 47 and buy bitcoin with every dollar I earn. Am I crazy?
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“When my paycheck lands, it takes a detour through bitcoin.”
Directly affected
- No company is named in this report.
Indirectly affected
- IBIT iShares Bitcoin Trust
This price moves with the crypto market
- COIN Coinbase
The crypto exchange moves with trading volumes
- MSTR Strategy
This company's value is tied to its bitcoin holdings
- MARA MARA Holdings
Bitcoin miners move with the bitcoin price
- RIOT Riot Platforms
Bitcoin miners move with the bitcoin price
- HOOD Robinhood
Retail trading apps move with crypto volumes
- BITU PROSHARES ULTRA BITCOIN ETF
GA selected BITU as a RELATED security because its canonical security name directly matches this event's themes: bitcoin. This is an explainable DERIVED market relationship, not a claim that the security was named in the source article.
- BITB BITWISE BITCOIN ETF TR
GA selected BITB as a RELATED security because its canonical security name directly matches this event's themes: bitcoin. This is an explainable DERIVED market relationship, not a claim that the security was named in the source article.
- BITX 2X BITCOIN STRATEGY ETF
GA selected BITX as a RELATED security because its canonical security name directly matches this event's themes: bitcoin. This is an explainable DERIVED market relationship, not a claim that the security was named in the source article.
- GBTC GRAYSCALE BITCOIN TRUST ETF
GA selected GBTC as a RELATED security because its canonical security name directly matches this event's themes: bitcoin. This is an explainable DERIVED market relationship, not a claim that the security was named in the source article.
Price reaction, T-5 to T+3
“When my paycheck lands, it takes a detour through bitcoin.”
Source: MarketWatch
Proshares Ultra Bitcoin Etf (BITU) since this story, compared with the market
Since the first closing price after “‘I’m never selling’: I’m 47 and buy bitcoin with every dollar I earn. Am I crazy?,” Proshares Ultra Bitcoin Etf (BITU) is -5.30%. The S&P 500 fund (SPY) is +0.29% over the same days, a -5.59% difference versus the market.
Who gains and who loses around Proshares Ultra Bitcoin Etf (BITU)
Companies carried with this story
- BITU Proshares Ultra Bitcoin Etf
In “‘I’m never selling’: I’m 47 and buy bitcoin with every dollar I earn. Am I crazy?,” Proshares Ultra Bitcoin Etf (BITU) is linked, with no stored direction, medium confidence. Reason on file: GA selected BITU as a RELATED security because its canonical security name directly matches this event's themes: bitcoin. This is an explainable DERIVED market relationship, not a claim that the security was named in the source article
- BITB Bitwise Bitcoin ETF
In “‘I’m never selling’: I’m 47 and buy bitcoin with every dollar I earn. Am I crazy?,” Bitwise Bitcoin ETF (BITB) is linked, with no stored direction, medium confidence. Reason on file: GA selected BITB as a RELATED security because its canonical security name directly matches this event's themes: bitcoin. This is an explainable DERIVED market relationship, not a claim that the security was named in the source article
- BITX 2X Bitcoin Strategy Etf
2X Bitcoin Strategy Etf (BITX) is linked, with no stored direction, medium confidence in the 28 Sep 2026 story “‘I’m never selling’: I’m 47 and buy bitcoin with every dollar I earn. Am I crazy?.” Reason on file: GA selected BITX as a RELATED security because its canonical security name directly matches this event's themes: bitcoin. This is an explainable DERIVED market relationship, not a claim that the security was named in the source article
- GBTC Grayscale Bitcoin Trust ETF
For “‘I’m never selling’: I’m 47 and buy bitcoin with every dollar I earn. Am I crazy?,” Grayscale Bitcoin Trust ETF (GBTC) is linked, with no stored direction, medium confidence. Reason on file: GA selected GBTC as a RELATED security because its canonical security name directly matches this event's themes: bitcoin. This is an explainable DERIVED market relationship, not a claim that the security was named in the source article
- IBIT iShares Bitcoin Trust ETF
iShares Bitcoin Trust ETF (IBIT) is linked, with no stored direction, medium confidence in the 28 Sep 2026 story “‘I’m never selling’: I’m 47 and buy bitcoin with every dollar I earn. Am I crazy?.” Reason on file: GA selected IBIT as a RELATED security because its canonical security name directly matches this event's themes: bitcoin. This is an explainable DERIVED market relationship, not a claim that the security was named in the source article
- ARKB Ark 21Shares Bitcoin ETF
For “‘I’m never selling’: I’m 47 and buy bitcoin with every dollar I earn. Am I crazy?,” Ark 21Shares Bitcoin ETF (ARKB) is linked, with no stored direction, medium confidence. Reason on file: GA selected ARKB as a RELATED security because its canonical security name directly matches this event's themes: bitcoin. This is an explainable DERIVED market relationship, not a claim that the security was named in the source article
Proshares Ultra Bitcoin Etf (BITU)
“‘I’m never selling’: I’m 47 and buy bitcoin with every dollar I earn. Am I crazy?” (28 Sep 2026) reaches Proshares Ultra Bitcoin Etf (BITU) through this story.
Proshares Ultra Bitcoin Etf (BITU) is on the page because GA selected BITU as a RELATED security because its canonical security name directly matches this event's themes: bitcoin. This is an explainable DERIVED market relationship, not a claim that the security was named in the source article
Also listed, Bitwise Bitcoin ETF (BITB): GA selected BITB as a RELATED security because its canonical security name directly matches this event's themes: bitcoin. This is an explainable DERIVED market relationship, not a claim that the security was named in the source article
Price levels for Proshares Ultra Bitcoin Etf (BITU)
BITB traded between 43.26 and 47.30 across 20 sessions. The latest close on file is 44.34. BITU traded between 13.70 and 16.49 across 20 sessions. The latest close on file is 14.38. BITX traded between 17.70 and 21.33 across 20 sessions. The latest close on file is 18.59.
A simple score for Proshares Ultra Bitcoin Etf (BITU)
46 out of 100
“‘I’m never selling’: I’m 47 and buy bitcoin with every dollar I earn. Am I crazy?” scores 46 out of 100. The score uses 1 sources, and 6 linked companies.